The Washington DC satirist Mark Russell has said all he has to do to come up with his comic material is “rip and read.” (The term refers to a very risky broadcast news practice of grabbing stories right off the continuous-feed teletype machine from one of the news wire services and reading it on the air without proofreading it first.)

Here we go:

Best Academy Boy Focused Science, Engineering and Technology School Preparing 21st Century Leaders.

Now within Best Academy click on Sisters Academy. You get Sisters Academy: A Best Academy Program [which] "focuses on the positive development of girls".

Are you humming Oscar Brand's "Ladies Auxiliary" yet?

Oh the ladies auxiliary is the best auxiliary
It's the best auxiliary that you ever did see
If you need an auxiliary, call the ladies' auxiliary. It's the ladies auxiliary.